The only thing more serious than death is a privacy policy, so we wrote one. It is short, because there is almost nothing to confess. We associate cookies with guilty-pleasure food, and that is the only kind this site has. 😄 #ReadItOrDie
#JustKiddingYouWontActually KeelOverButThePrivacyWritersWillBeInsulted
Serious subjects, as you know, are rarely entertaining, so we've violated the privacy of two bathing beauties, using images without their permission, consent, or knowledge. You know, just to be cheeky.
What we collect
Nothing on purpose. This site has:
- no accounts
- no comments
- no newsletter
- no contact form
- no analytics
- no tracking pixels
- no cookies
- no third-party scripts
What happens anyway
This is a pile of static files served by Cloudflare. Like any web server, Cloudflare processes your request and keeps operational logs (things such as your IP address, the page you asked for, and when) so the site stays up and secure. We don't use those logs to follow anyone around, and we don't add anything to them.
Links to other places
Some pages link out to YouTube, charities, news stories and other websites. Those places have their own privacy policies, and we have no say over them. Read them if you're feeling serious.
Photographs
The photographs here belong to Dennis's family. If you appear in one and would like it taken down, tell us and it comes down. No questions, no paperwork, no formal tone.